Sometimes I sing to Rory through iChat

Me:i dont believe in the in the sun
Me:how could it shine on everyone
Me:but never shine on me?
Me:how could there be
Me:such cruelty?
Rory:MORE CURELTY
Me:the only sun i knew
Rory:I DONT BELIEVE IN THE MOON
Me:was the beautiful one that was you
Rory:HOW CAN IT SHINE DOWN ON EVERY RACCOON
Me:that s not it
Me:you're ruining my moment
Rory:BUT NEVER SHINE ON SHEEP
Rory:HOW COULD THERERBE
Rory:SO MANY FUCKING RACCOONS
Me:you dont even know the lyrics to the song
Me:jackass
Rory:thats what the lyrics were supposed to be before stephen merritt pussied out