Good research on Rory's part:

In 1995, various residents were interviewed as to the validity of the tiger problem in Freedom Hills, Arizona. Here is what they told us:

"The tigers represent nothing more than an extension of our worst nightmares. They are not concrete, not abstract, but rather a thing, a construct in and of itself." - Ted Johnson, Age 57, Farmer.

"The tigers are a product of the air. They are not a wave, like sound or light, but rather something that exists, albeit questionably, in the air that is breathed in the aftermath of a great tragedy. They are a smell, like burnt toast when no toast has been cooked, that is inhaled and produces a distinctive psychological effect." - Mike Faraleigh, Age 41, Mayor of Freedom Hills.

"These beasts are very real, and they are coming. We must protect our families, if it means the extermination of our neighbors." - T. Harmingdale, 19, impressionable youth.

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Cute Even in the Dark 2009 Calendar
Cats in the dark photographed with a flash. The eyes were then painted with glow in the dark paint.

Cute Even in the Dark 2009 Calendar

Cats in the dark photographed with a flash. The eyes were then painted with glow in the dark paint.

Sometimes I sing to Rory through iChat

Me:i dont believe in the in the sun
Me:how could it shine on everyone
Me:but never shine on me?
Me:how could there be
Me:such cruelty?
Rory:MORE CURELTY
Me:the only sun i knew
Rory:I DONT BELIEVE IN THE MOON
Me:was the beautiful one that was you
Rory:HOW CAN IT SHINE DOWN ON EVERY RACCOON
Me:that s not it
Me:you're ruining my moment
Rory:BUT NEVER SHINE ON SHEEP
Rory:HOW COULD THERERBE
Rory:SO MANY FUCKING RACCOONS
Me:you dont even know the lyrics to the song
Me:jackass
Rory:thats what the lyrics were supposed to be before stephen merritt pussied out